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Atlantans are preparing for these temperatures much like we'd prepare for an imminent nuclear strike. In fact, a nuclear attack was what I thought the newscasters were talking about until I took a break from building our underground shelter long enough to listen. I thought their breaking news story "we're all going to die" was a little melodramatic though.

We're not all going to die--only the people who haven't bought enough bread, milk, and beer will.