universal

This ad isn't in English but you'll understand it anyway.



PS. Once again, my penpal Dewey comes through with the best stuff.

why crackheads shouldn't sing at funerals

Let's just say after this performance--especially that big finale--the deceased was probably grateful to be dead.

birthday boy

Elvis and MJ are ALIVE!!

PS Once again my penpal DEWEY comes thru with the very best stuff.

Thank you, thank you very much.

nicaraguan birthday

Morley's birthday is Monday, which reminds me of this time last year when he talked me into not rescheduling our mission trip to Nicaragua the week before our wedding. Ahem.

Anyway, here's a little home movie at his 60th birthday party in Chinandega, Nicaragua:



Happy birthday, Morley. Love you long time, and I promise not to torture you this year give you a pinata for your birthday. This year.